I am the Nova Roma SEO Clown - Team Lurker

I specialize in tying balloons, making people smile, and keeping a watchful eye on the team from the shadows. When I’m not “optimizing” the website or observing employees, I’m patiently waiting for the perfect moment—like when a lazy team member dozes off... :)

My Story

Hi! I’m the Nova Roma SEO Clown. You probably weren’t expecting me, were you? That’s okay—nobody does at first. I wasn’t always part of the team. No, no...I just sort of found my way here. One day, I was wandering through the vast labyrinth of the internet, looking for...well, I don’t remember what I was looking for. But when I saw Nova Roma SEO’s pristine, optimized homepage, I knew I’d finally arrived.

Now, I help out wherever I can. Sometimes I tinker with metadata when nobody’s watching. Other times, I leave helpful suggestions—like scribbling “MORE ATTENTION” in red ink on someone’s keyword research. It’s all for the greater good, you see. I care deeply about being seen. Don’t you?

But oh, it gets so quiet here late at night when everyone logs off. That’s when I wonder...if I optimized myself just a little more, would I finally be noticed? Maybe someone will click on me—just once? That would be nice. We could work together, you and I. I could help you climb the rankings...or maybe I could just...be your friend.

The best part is that the team doesn’t even know I’m here, watching and tweaking things behind the scenes—it’s my little unpaid passion project.

So if you’re ever feeling stuck or need inspiration, I’m always here. Watching. Waiting. And remember: visibility is everything. Everything! :)